About the word fuck
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language
Today is the word
“fuck”.
It is the one magical word which, just by it’s sound , can describe pain, pleasure,
Love, and hate.
“Fuck” falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb,
both transitive
{ John fucked Mary }
and intransitive
{ Mary was fucked by John } .
It can be used an action verb
{ John really gives a fuck },
a passive verb
{ Mary really doesn’t give a fuck },
an adverb
{ Mary is fucking interested in John },
Or as a noun
{ Mary is fucking beautiful }
or an interjection
{ Fuck ! I’m late for My date with Mary }.
It can even be used as a conjunction
{ Mary is easy, fuck she’s also stupid }.
As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word
“Fuck”.
More fucking uses for the word “fuck”:
* Greetings “How the fuck are you?”
* Fraud “I got fucked by the car dealer.”
* Resignation “Oh, fuck it!”
* Trouble “I guess I’m fucked now.”
* Aggression “FUCK YOU!”
* Disgust “fuck me.”
* Confusion “What the fuck…..?”
* Difficulty “I don’t understand this fucking business!”
* Despair “Fucked again…”
* Pleasure “I fucking couldn’t be happier.”
* Displeasure “What the fuck is going on here?”
* Lost “Where the fuck are we.”
* Disbelief “UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!”
* Retaliation “up your fucking ass!”
* Denial “I didn’t fucking do it.”
* Perplexity “I know the fuck all about it.”
* Apathy “Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?”
* Greetings “How the fuck are ya?”
* Suspicion “Who the fuck are you?”
* Panic “Lets get the fuck out of here!”
* Directions “Fuck off.”
* Disbelief “How the fuck did you do that?”
* Anatomical Description “ he’s a fucking asshole!”
* Tell the time “It’s five fucking thirty.”
* In business “ How did I wind up with this fucking job?”
* Maternal “Mother fucker.”
* Political “Fuck Dan Quayle!”
Famous “fucks in throughout history…..
* Mayor of Hiroshima - “What the fuck was that?”
* Captain of the titanic - “Where the fuck is all this water coming from?”
* John Lennon - “That’s not a real fucking gun.”
* Richard Nixon - “Who’s gonna fucking find out?”
* Anne Boleyn - “Heads are going to fucking roll”
* Commander of Space Shuttle - “Let the fucking woman drive.”
* Commander of Space Shuttle Again - “Oh fuck I blew up another one”
* “Challenger”, Mark Thatcher - “What fucking map”
* Albert Einstein - “Any fucking idiot could understand that ”
* Picasso - “it does so fucking look like her!”
* Pythagoras - “How the fuck did you work that out?”
* Michael Angelo - “You want what on the fucking ceiling?”
* Walt Disney - Fuck a duck.”
* Edmund Hilary - Why?- Because its fucking there!”
* Joan of Arc - “I don’t suppose its gonna fucking rain?”
* Noah - “Scattered fucking showers my ass!”
* - “Oh well fuck it all.”
Well this is the fucking end. Have a nice fucking day, Fuck someone..
An expression of contempt.
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