What Makes my day??
Waking up.... finding my PC still works..... finding WC is still here. That's the good stuff!
The not so good stuff....
* Finding a fly that's been into my curried cabbage... gas propulsion makes it faster/harder to swat.
* Embarrassment... cos I wolf whistled a beautiful woman and blew out my false teeth.
* I want to pick apart the cardboard roll cos there no more toilet paper left.... it now comes in plastic.
* I get woken up at 4.30am each morning cos the steel plate in my head acts as a receiver and picks up next door's alarm clock.
* I pee every morning at 6.00am... I don't get up 'til 9.00.
Nah, seriously... what makes my day (not) is when I shoulda stayed in bed, cos everything I touch/try to do goes guts up
Know what really burns my ass?
Flame about 3 feet high!!!
Funny, I thought you were taller than that.
He is! But he's been participating in a new game that's a bit of a twist on limbo dancing...
... to see who can get lowest to the flame without starting a bushfire. 
wet farts... (ya with me on that Starkers?)
Yeah, I'm with ya on that one. Fortunately, however, I've not had a wet one in decades... the heat generated by curried cabbage evaporates any and all liquid/moisture... hence, perfectly (though more combustible) dry farts. And don't say "that takes all the fun out of it... the not knowing for sure whether if it's wet or dry", either... laundering skidmarks is no fun.
