Yikes!

Yup!  Most of 'em look either drunk or stoned or both...

... and the rest look like there might be 'dubious' movement it the lower half of the Santa suit.

More reasons why kids cry/scream when sat on Santa's knee.

Seems to me, looking at the Santas in these links... the looks on those poor kids faces, sitting a kid on Santa's knee is one of the cruelest things you can do to a child.

Maybe they oughta outlaw it and replace his knee with Mary Christmas's...

Hmmm, I could see me queuing up at the mall to get comfy on her knee.

If santa looked like her, I'll wager thered be lots more males behaving all year..

Well, I (for one) can understand why the kiddies are crying....could it be the air?

Hehe!!!!

I have to admit, though, those kiddies do look somewhat scared... petrified, even.

Thing is, you can at least see where both my hands are..  

Perhaps Po` should be a little wary of his backsi... um,  his back pocket... just in case his wallet falls on the floor when arising.

Yup, thought it best to keep 'em visible at all times.  Didn't want their mother accusing me of stealing back the candy canes.

Are you insinuating that the gloves would save having to wash his hands later?

Hehe, that might explain why Po` has a wry smile on his face... he inadvertantly sat on his half-sucked candy cane, and 'Santa' was just trying to peel it off the seat of his pants.

Yer darned tootin' she got a whiff of something... er... odd.  That brat of a sister of hers dropped a 'lumpy' one in her underwear.

Can't tell from the pic, but she was screaming at her mother: "I wanna get down, mommy... I... I... I pooped my pants and I wanna get down... NOW, mommy!!!!"

I say "brat" because she filled my Santa boot and stained the knee of my Santa pants... which doubled as my PJ's prior to that....um, (not so) little accident.

Doc that one of Po and Ed is friggin hilarious...great work

Is that the one (from a little later) where my boot's overflowing...

.... or the one where Mary Christmas is giving me a lap dance to get bigger and better presents???

I told her that I was appreciative of the lap dance... but that there was NO way my fat arse was fitting down her chimney.

Yup, it's a beauty orright... tho I didn't know Po` played the sax.  Selective hearing or his kidney stones were playing up, who knows, but he ovbiously misheard when Santa said that he doesn't mind a bit of sex cos he only gets to come once a year.

I wanted to put up an avatar more befitting my nick, but the mods all gave it a resounding  NO.  It wasn't that it was XXX rated or that you could see any rude bits...

... they just didn't want that much belly encroaching into the text box.

*can't see why WC forum pages can't accomodate it by going full-screen... it'd fit orright on a large monitor*

I sent you yours 2 days ago, Jim! It might be with tbc's package

oh well... Probably Santa's elves did it.