banned for not realizing that the elephant represents the GOP

banned for exposing the truth about the donkey and elephant

.dennab rof ton gniees siht ni rolocinhcet.

Banned for not banning frack to bont stuff wot ain't a spoonerism.... so get yer priorities in order and fart steeling sore mensible.

Banned for mistaking spoonerisms for poor spelling... the incomprehension is yours, not mine. 

Banned for telling an A+ English student he has poor diction and/or speeling.... dow hare you.

Banned for thinking my A+ gradea during my schooling are my only credentials... I won several first prizes from Agatha Christie, the Duke of Edinburgh and Winston Churchill for writing in national competitions in the UK.  I also gained 2 VHA [Very High Achievement] assessments for English [A+ equivalents] on my Senior Certificate when I returned to school here in Australia in the 80's, some 25 years after completing my formal education.

So stick that in your smipe and poke it.

Banned for I've broken more rules than you could poke a stick at... in English, Dutch, French and Dothrakian. 

Banned for using the internet to be a thorn in the side of the sane and insane.

Banned for infinitesimal indiscretions and exposures while showing off your 'true nature' to all and sundry.... tho some of 'em will never put a pink jelly bean in their mouths again.

Banned for I was knocking on the door of opportunity... and some babe in a pink negligee and fluffy pink slippers showed me her hot pink lipstick.

Banned for you'd slam it behind you, too, if the lady in pink invited you inside to view even more pink.....