Banned for typical young whipper snapper-ism... and my parents actually liked much of the 60's music.

Banned for failing to inform us of your wide musical tastes.... bet ya don't like the 1930's jazz era as much as I do.

Banned for going to the new school on the short bus... and leaving a tongue print and a couple o' boogers on the window.

Banned for a deep seated fear of buttercup-like hues... and those yellow stains in yer undies Will go away after a bit of soaking in Napisan

Banned for daffodils are above your station.... now stop whining about the buttercups and don't forget the pesticide.

Banned for not a horticultural bone in your body.... and that weedkiller is important if yer don't weeds growing outta yer a**.

Banned for I never touch the stuff.... tho I don't mind some spaghetti herbs now and then.

Banned for thinking Basil likes Rosemary and passes his thyme seeking answers from the wisest sage

Banned for using an egg timer to see if you have too much thyme on your hands... and whether the devil's making good use of them.

Banned for not cooking with gas.... cooking on an electric stove can give you gas

Banned for thinking that placing those Odour Eater shoe inserts in the rear of your underwear makes everything alright... it doesn't.

Banned for smelly, sweaty socks, then.... socks that are so pungent they walk themselves to the laundry to be washed.

Banned for socking suck up laundry detergents that shrinks your walnut in absentia.