since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for spying on the player not on your left, stapling said spying to a clipboard, releasing it in the wild, not keeping two eyes on it and a third behind and poo pooing it to boot.
banned for giving it the boot
Banned for booting as fast as possible is everyone's goal. :/
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Banned for I have different goals in mind. While getting my boots on faster might be beneficial.... I'd rather not get caught with my pants down, especially when I'm bending over doing up the laces.
banned for not starting a new "banned game" thread...this one is too long & it takes HOURS to get to page 771
banned for not wearing slip on boots which are much faster to get into
banned for not enjoying the ride through the ban game
Banned for riding through the 'ban game on a female sanitarty napkin..... yes, they slide nicely on polished floors, but not so well on carpeted floors. So stop pretending you're snowboarding and get with the program.... it's jet skis nowadays. And more power to yer missus when she cuffs yer 'round the ear for crashing into her fav stuff.
banned for thinking l crash
banned for not recognizing today is "International Pi day"..... 3.14
So, if I may have my slice of Pi now, Thank you very much
Banned for you're not getting any.... nor any Pi
Banned for being greedy....with both the pie AND the Pi
Banned for confusing me with a banker... who has his fingers in everybody's pie, after he's licked 'em with glee and inserted them in an unmentionable orifice.
And no, that's not the resident oracle's office.
banned for talking about our politicians
Banned for electing politician who deserve ridicule and scorn.... and rooting, shooting and electrocuting, though not necessarily in that order.
Oh, and the rooting is the Aussie version, not the US one.
banned for not considering that I may have voted for the other guy
Banned for it don't matter.... both guys are not-to-be-trusted political twats with a personal agenda that cares nought about you.
Could be worse, though.... could be a tie and you'd have to put up wiv both of 'em.
banned for wanting a split decision
Banned for thinking a banana split would be better at running the US.... but there again.....
There was a 'man' named Trump
Who thought he'd give it a thump
He wanted to be the Pres
But nobody liked his res
And thought he was a bit of a chump.
banned for not realizing how stupid humans are
Banned for I do.... you have been the ideal specimen to study.
Banned for who? what? (Vinnie Bobarion impersonation:))
banned for being impersonal
Banned for wanting to get too personal and wanting to know the ins and outs of a cat's arse.
banned for bringing cats into this
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