Banned for too much information.

banned by the highest power available unless topped by an ice cream sandwich in which the ice cream sandwich then bans you 

banned for trying to wrap

Banned for phone game addiction.... put it down and spend more time with us.

And it's great to hear you're okay, BTW.

Banned for thinking we have aliens with peculiar habits here.... and for nor having appropriate patches on the seat of your pants.

Oh, and g'day... welome and all that crap.

Banned for not recognising a ban that woulda jumped up and bit yer nose if you'd a bin standin' closer.

Banned for insanely bumbling bureaucratic red tape and auto-erotic triplicates... er, I mean triplets.

Banned for confusing me with someone who gives a toss... and with that lunatic who wants to staple extra comments.

Banned for not stapling them down.... cos the answer my friend, is blowin' in the wind... those comments are blowin' in the wind.

Banned for that is NOT one of my behaviours.... tho I've been blown.  Was on deck during a Force 5 gale going across The Bay of Biscay... got wet and blown.

Banned for daring to self-ban on a day that ends with AY and occurs in the latter part of the week in a month with more days than June.

Oh, and banned for trying to offload your responsibility for your own addiction onto people who have their own struggles on days that end with AY

Banned for wanting to know about a top secret mission.... and you know what I'd have to do if I told yer, right?

Banned for we are not playing cards here.... and no, the dealer is not allowed to look at everybody elses hands.