Banned for jacking up the price by making them sound too delicious

banned for net profit, you capitalist 

Banned for cod and Atantic salmon not being one the menu, but I'll have a piece of barramundi and some chips, thanks.

Banned for barramundi never les about its weight or length..... it's a fish that remains true to its word, and tastes good to go with it.

Banned for singing rainbows outside of The Muppet Show.... you need a slap with a wet trout..

Banned for wanting egg noodles when they are not on the menu

Banned for your yolks are not funny.... now where's my omlette?

Banned for Om let his hair down and got drunk and pigged out on ham sandwiches

Banned for you weren't supposed to notice that.... nor Admiral Wilbur's willy when he stood on the burning deck, his legs all a quiver, he gave a cough, his pants fell off and floated down the river.

Banned for it's just a frickin' creek runnin' thru it..... and watch out fer them gators while yer skinny dippin'.... I hears they loves ter snack on wriggly lil worms wot get loose in the water.

Banned for worms in the water 'round supper time.... don't it just put yer off spaghetti when some of it wriggles on the plate like that.

Banned for thinking any corporation is gettings its hands on my meaty balls.... and my noodle is my own.