Banned for being too woody... and hoping people won't see the forest for the trees.

Banned for spying on the naked nymphs frolicking in the forest before getting woody... those splinters just gotta hurt.

Banned for battery power is overrated in the bedroom... my alarm clock didn't go off again this morming....now it's flat, just like the battery.

Probably shouldna stomped on it, tho.

Banned for she who concurs doesn't argue the point...and time didn't fly as the clock sailed out of the window.

Banned for confusing Cupid  with time...... little arrows in your clothing, little arrows in your hair... and Leapy Lee got one up his arsk no questions tell no lies, ever seen a Chinaman doing up his flieas are a nuisance, wasps are worse, now see if you can do better than my little verse.

Yeah, I know, I got too much time on my hands and I'm starting to see things.... but so would you if you'd been up near 48 hours without snooze ability.

Banned for losing your bow.... now you'll have to chuck them wee, small arrows bare-handed.

Banned for a thorn in the side isn't as bad as a spear in the side.... and spearmint gum tastes okay but can get a little pointed.

Banned for one flaw over the cuckoo's nest. 

Banned for thinking pillows.... my smothering preference would be breasts..... big beautiful breasts.

Banned for breasts are not awkward.... but sitting on the eggs in a cuckoo's nest could be,  just a little.

Banned for I wouldn't be ducking.... mama Dumplings can box my ears with those anytime.

Banned for that mocking bird isn't dead.... tho her fearhers do appear to be somewhat disheveled.   Perhaps somebody did try to kill the mocking bird after all.