Banned for lifetime warranty wonderwear wisdom. 

banned for being on the dot

Banned for eyewear with dots on.... like don't that make you think there's tealeaves floating 'cross your t's?

Banned for it's actually the right... that needs replacement. Some days/weeks on end it gives me hell.

Won't happen for at least another 3 years, though.  At 62 the medicos say I'm too young to consider it, despite various sports stars getting hip and knee replacements in their late 20's early 30's. 

Banned for not paying your hydro. 

I just like this.

Banned for when there ain't no  hydro yo computer will crash.   hehe

Banned for water based lubricants are recommended for indoor sports

Banned for egress and ingress hardware.

Banned for soon my Samsung will be a 10.

banned for the d's

banned with dirtiness in mind

Banned for not voting to set them puppies free.

Banned for freedom is another word for nothing left to lose.... and the last set of puppies I set free ended up in the arms of another man.