Banned for you're getting your arms and fets from the wrong place... go to a dark alley with a couple of bucks and you'd be surprised wot yer can pick up.

There again, you could always go down to the trade-in centre and check out some used models.

Banned for RTM's

Banned for blurry indices.

Banned from subways. (Including the one that sells subs.)

banned for gumming up the intakes

Banned for fine print  down under.

banned for using newspaper to wipe

Banned for relying on hobo's to read a newspaper! lol

Banned for tramps incognito... they're the ones at office meetings in the really old suits, crumpled ties and ill fitting dentures they found in a hospital dumpster.

He's the one who gives a speech on a new idea and the vice prez asks the CEO: "Do you know him?"

"No, I think he came with so and so."

And that free lunch there's no such thing as: that's what the tramp's there for once the meeting is over.... and yeah, he's the one who sleeps under newspaper.... so's he's up on world events, business dealings and the stock market for the next office meeting he crashes.

Oh, and banned for not giving a hobo a buck for a cup of coffee.... er. flask of whiskey.

Banned for encouraging alcoholism with sly grog on the side

Banned for expecting others to help you with your dirty work

Banned for handling yer Missus' delicates with dirty hands.... and trying them on, isn't that just a bit creepy?