banned for not stepping out in pink

banned for assuming only a pink tutu

Banned for millions can't be wrong.

Banned for that's a perfect example of not playing enuf.  A little Twister, a little hoola hoop, voila!  Everyone get's along. Bill Clinton had it right.  I that Prez.

Banned for linking a prez to the ins and outs of all that is up and down.... and Clinton did NOT have sex with that woman.... though she may have had some with him.

Banned for trapsing along behind... and the old prez wants to know why your tutu is such an awful fit

Banned for old socks.... like phew, they should have their own postal code on a remote planet in a distant galaxy of an alternate universe far-flung from our own.

Maybe then, and only then, will the human race, not to mention all other living things on Earth, have a snowball in hell's chance of surviving your apocalyptic socks.

I mean, have you never wondered why you could never get a dog to fetch yer slippers?

banned for toe jam 

banned for making the jam

banned for not going with the peanuts

Banned from Radiohead concerts.

Banned for broken records have no sound.... just like a tuba filled with honey.