Banned for presumed oddities impesonating fictitious personas lurking in the forums.

Banned for never having a plot to have lost, then blaming it on the pixies for stealing it at birth.... it wasn't them, it was the gnomes from the bottom of the garden

Banned for I was actually looking under the bridge for trolls with rather huge noses... cos I hear they can sniff out laundered money a mile away with their eyes shut and nostrils half open... and nobody's gonna report the loot stolen, are they?

Banned for days that start and end with drizzle.... then you find out there's no gas in the car to get to the bank to withdraw some of that rainy day cash.

Banned for vicinity.... just passing... saw your light on.... we don't eat much. 

Bannwd for lack of musical fruit.

Banned for rooty tooty good and fruity.   

Banned for involuntary hopping while tooty frooting.  (ohno)

Banned for ding and dong not getting the door.

banned for chillin like a villian

banned because our fire season was weak

Banned for lighting up... smoking in the boys room is not permitted, so take that cigar out of that boy's butt and don't let me catch you lighting up again.

Banned for cigar shaped aliens with probes shaped like.. uhm.. a bic.     hehe

And banned for final decisions.