Banned for short stories.

Banned for the writing on the wall.... now all we need is a heiroglyphics expert to decipher it.  

Banned for I'm old, but not that old..... doing grafitti on pyramid walls was a bit before my time.

Banned for time is a figment of some dudes inability to see between the lines.

Banned for watch is a funny name for a time piece.  Watching time fly by I guess... Dunno

Grandfather clock I get.  

Oh look at the time, gotta go. 

Banned for being MIA for like an eternity, and banned for turning up without an absentee note from your mother...... oh, and do you have the coordinates for the rock you've been hiding under?

Yeah, we need to know where to send missiles if the jackhammers don't break it up.

Banned for he was watching Schwarzenegger movies this weekend.   

Banned for Al Caprawn made the wreck nervous, though he swears he didn't do it on porpoise, despite having a whale of a time while waving a hammerhead around in its gerneral direction.... so no, I don't blame the wreck for wanting to clam up on the seabed, hoping that the foreskin divers just swam right on by.

  Banned for Scope is encouraged.  And not in a fishing capacity.   

Banned for the microscope pics were lost in shipping.  

Banned for space ponies...

Banned for equine package pursuits. 

Banned for not noticing a donkey slipped in under the radar... or the albino zebra, whose white and white stripes make her stand out in the crowd.