banned for generic companies

Banned for convoluted this and thats with a twist of some of the other but without some of the same, which is neither here nor there and definitely not over yonder in either a Westerly direction as far as the crow flies or in an Easterly direction as far as a Mary Poppins wannabe could hope to fly.

Banned for made up words with over 10 letters... at least you could have included antidistablishmentarianiasm to balance things up a bit.

Also banned for going out of sequence and not putting the seat back after you were done... cold porcelain on the bum is not a pleasant experience for the ladies.

So, if you can't be bothered to put it back down afterwards, don't bother lifting it up in the first place.

banned for ranting

Banned for not including some elbow grease.

Jack Hoff called, said your ban for spewing your love potion all over the dock after being promoted from junior to master baiter is now permanent. 

Banned for an itchy trigger finger....and shooting prematurely yet again.

Banned for fetishes are neither inherited or contagious, they are honed and perfected over years of practice... it's not my fault if your trigger finger gets more than just a daily practice.  Seriously, you need to relax and get off the firing range more often.

Promoting violence ban. 

banned for letting me go free range

banned for old school comedy

banned for being who on first