Banned for hiding fine tools in the fine print...dunno that I'd hollow out a cook book to hide spy equipment, tho.

Banned for that's how Dr. Smith got Lost in Space... was too busy reading between the lines when Jupiter II took off.....

Banned for it's printable orright... though probably not so acceptable in mixed company

Banned for getting your rocks off over Hobbits when Pixie Chicks are nicer looking and have bumps in the right places... and banned for not knowing that to circumcise a whale you need to send down four skin divers.

banned for wailing instead of whaling

banned for whale sized punage

Banned for old Mother Hubbard going to her cupboard to fetch a stray doggy a bone, but when she bent over the tramp pooch took over and gave her a bone of his own.

Yeah, he dug it up in Pet Cemetary and wouldn't part with it until he saw Mrs Hubbards juicy femur.

Banned for no, it wasn't her humerus... it was definitely her leg he chomped into.

Banned because I hear you say conjecture when in fact it is a fact that Old Mother Hubbard eventually died with only one femur and a tramp hound contesting her will for the other.

banned for not realizing that cats are carnivorous and can be bigger than dogs

Banned for not realizing I am speaking of the domestic catto. 

banned for littering

Banned for getting way too philosophical when fun is supposed to be the prime purpose 'round these 'ere parts... as for giving people fire, only if they wanna do a Guy Fawkes and light the fuse that Kingdom Come's the T. Abbott government.