Banned for proving my point.  Where ever you go there you are. 

Banned for there is a figment of your imagination and is intangible... whereas here is a reality and tangible... which is why I prefer getting a bit of this and that here rather than there.

Banned for what happens to here, here if you don't hear it?  Do you go back there to see if you left it behind, or over yonder to see if it ran on ahead.

And when you eventually get there, do you trust your keen eye and sense of perception to find whatever it is you're looking for, or do you simply wait until it jumps and practically bites you?

Banned for being a woman who looks around... but that's okay, you get your appetite elsewhere but eat at home.

banned for assumption of any fact in existence

Banned for insuating McIntosh ain't no Apple.

Banned for crossing the linux. 

Banned for links, not to be confused with linx, has nothing to do with linux.  fact

Banned for not telling it properly... the punchline needs more impact.

Also banned for having your tongue in the wrong cheek.... so take it out of her mouth and tell a joke that's funny.

Banned for confusing cheeks... I categorically did not moon you, not now, not ever.... not when you're so fond of placing tongue in cheek.

Banned for considering the belt when you're not even a contender for the title. Improve your win-loss record, get a few KO'S, and we'll talk about getting you a bout that may lead in the direction of a title fight. 'Till then: Try to keep those gloves up. 

Banned for ringing boxes without first cutting corners.