Banned for creaming the moment so prematurely.... and I won't tell you again, the suction cups on the new milking machine have not been put there to massage your frustrations.

*EDIT*

Banned, IROKONESS and Ryat, for queue jumping and spoiling a great punchline to Auntechrist's post.

banned for missing the punchline

Banned for posting a pic of the 'muscles from Brussells', damme it

Banned for Brussels is a capital city.... geographically located IN a country

Banned for no I didn't,  I'm a Taurus

banned for not figuring out his bull

Banned for spaghetti can stain. And wine..    Otherwise don't sweat the little stuff.

{ Tips from Helful HAnna: soak any stain, tomato or grease in preferably Palmolive dish soap overnight is best, a few hours will do in a pinch, then throw it in the wash. Voila, No stain. }

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Banning the commercial aficionado.

Banned for falling out of the air into the water, because you couldn't keep pretending and keep your happy thought. Careful, those be pirate and croc infested waters mate.

And the stingrays are more dangerous than they appear,

Banned for reference to the unfornate Steve Irwin tragedy.... underneath his 'crikey' pesonality on screen, he was a true wildlife hero and had a heart of gold

As Monty Python would say... "Say no more"  as in I shall consider the matter an accidental faux pas and thus closed,

Also banned for suggesting sharks like pussy.... but then I suppose they're not too fussy and will eat cat if it's kicked overboard.

banned for quotes

banned for wanting movie references rather than creating your own