Banned for accusing me of unlicensed mechanics.... I did not lubricate the bearings and I never once tried to tempt the conductress into a grease and oil change on the side.

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Banned for rolling orgasms.

Banned for I was just rolling my eye to remove some dust... and weren't you telling me that those rolling organism thingies tend to be more self inflicted these days?

Banned for hiding from the right what the left is doing.... you should know to never do stuff like that behind your back.

Come to think of it, which I do, I never know what either of my hands are doing when I put them behind my back... whether I need to wash them afterwards or not.

banned for once flu over the sickness nest

Banned for knowing Jack Nicholson had influenza while on set... but not a bad play on words, just the same

Banned for being AWOL for so long.... or... banned for only just escaping from the asylum now.  The gates have been open for months.

Banned for there are NO double positives in this universe or the one next door... if you want that sort of thing, go back to the asylum and ask for the green pills.

Banned for there's no such thing as infinity.... just never ending cycles ... in this university and the next.

Banned for that's all there is folks. . One go..  Enjoy

Ma'am Orry says you are  banned.  Now,  pack your fun sacks and go. 

Since you put it that way,  I have for you,  a lock,  a stock, and two smoking  bans. 

Sorry to tell you 86, you receive a ban for inciting chaos. 

You are hear by banned forthwith for violating a previous ban involving your banned status. If you continue with your reckless disregard of the banning procedure we may very will turn this matter over to the litigation department. Have a nice day. Thank you very much. 

Right back at you ban.