banned for being down under and too good at sport
Banned for sport is NOT one of my strong-points... tho I do like watching jelly wrestling and topless netball.
speaking English and Calling it Canadian
huh? no I don't.
Banned for sensible sports, Chess.
Banned for is that Canadian Chess?
Last time I saw a Canadian chest was when I was a seaman.... one of the deck hands was Canadian, the Crazy Canuk, we called him.
banned for playing sports
Banned for watching the least interesting ones... you'd be more supportive/excited if you watched the right ^ ones.
banned for being unhealthy
Banned for impersonating a medico and making your diagnosis public.