Got some blow-up reindeer and a Santa as well.
And just what exactly do you.....never mind,I don't wanna know.
Nah, it's nothing rude or to be disgusted about... they're just inflatable Chrissy decorations.
Must admit tho... the valve on Santa could be situated better. 
I respect your opinion starkers. Everyones sense of humor is not the same.
Put another way, then. A 10 - 15 minute skit once a week on TV is (sorta/maybe/barely) tolerable... but you gotta live/work with that exasperating voice 24/7, how long before you wanna throttle tha bastard???
Don't reckon it'd be too long.

Me, personally, I'd last about 30 seconds... if'n I had ear plugs... about 25 seconds less without 'em. 