I would give you karma but justice? Isn't that an alien concept?

I would give you karma but, time for some coffee love.    

I would give you karma, but the ladies require all my attention. Ohai, Melissa...

Xer0 \^/

I would give you karma but Windows 8 has damn well befuddled my temperament and I'm feeling too f**n cranky to push that piddling little button

I would give you karma but I 86'd that bad dream. (meaning Win 8)

I would give you karma but, Keaton should have been in alot more movies. Garcia too for that matter. 

I would give you karma but I gots the satchel.

I would give you karma but, I had already replaced it with a decoy.

I would give you both karma but I intercepted it at the source and took out all the valuable... including the ones in the secret compartment, and replaced them with fakes worth eff all.

I would give you karma but I'm protected by the pink fairy and her magic wand... orright, her thunderstick

I would give you karma but your lappy's wrong... i just looked and it's 1.16am

I would give you karma but I prefer shandy... pints of it.

I would give you karma but the Feds might tax it.