What you should be saying, Rosco, is something like:-
I am a young Stardockian,
A very recent starter.
If you ever need my help,
No brains than mine are smarter.
Don't listen to the other guys,
They never have the time,
To offer up their expert help,
In verses and in ryhme.
There's always someone needing help,
That's how the story goes.
I ease them through their troubled times
Now with my words of prose.
