Want more proof...Africa...Oldavai Gorge...500.000 years ago the first Homo-Sapiens to emerge onto the world scene were black...Afro-Americans didn't exist yet...they were the 'FIRST' humans. The archeological record does not lie.
No, the records don't lie... we all come from the same pool, which is why mankind should be more tolerant... the person(s) he racially scorns is his brother/sister and of the same race... the human race.
At any rate...instead of mongrel why not a Heinz 57? Remember the catsup commercial?
Yup, I remember...'cept we call it tomato sauce in Oz. Our forefathers couldn't spell ketchup and sauce stuck. 
As for being a Heinz 57, well yeah, reminds me of the pizza dog I once had... he had a pizza this and a pizza that in him. 
It also reminds me of when I first arrived from the UK and frequently got called a Pommie Bastard... when a lass of interest was in listening range I'd ask about her heritage: "Got any Pommie in yer?"
If the answer was "no" I'd then ask: "D'yer want some?"

Anyway, back to what terrifies Mr Microsoft. Me thinks an announcement from Steve Jobs that OS-X will be released in an edition which installs easily on standard PC hardware would scare the crap out of him. It ain't likely anytime soon, but I'd love to be around to watch MS go to panic stations... into damage control with cut price OSes and Office, etc. It'd be a win win situation for the consumer... so c'mon, Mr Smug... make the announcement... SOON.
