Karen...in between the getting Naked and making us all fat, he Krome plated us. Sadistic Scot. 
John did all this to get a new Federal Program going:
1. He gets us fat.
2. He convinces Pres. Obama that since Obesity is linked to Diabetes, Hypertension, heart disease, etc., for every 20-50 lb. weight loss, the obese get $3,500-$4,500 back...
3. He named the program "Cash For Chunkers". 