I've done watching cricket. My nerves are shot to pieces.
After getting hammered by Australia for five days, England have somehow conjured up a draw.
Monty Panesar, the second worst batsman in test match history (that Kiwi bowler, Chris Martin, is worse) managed to hang on for 45 minutes! My granny could bat better than Monty...
Although England were crap, it's Australia who are likely to hit rock bottom. It must be the worst 'loss' ever.
As for my nerves - I haven't stopped shaking yet. Another four matches to go... I'm not going to make it...
Help...