You can download version 1.02 free since you have Vista Ultimate and run all except the master dreams. If you had have put some energy into finding it and reading details instead of ranting about costs you would have had it ages ago and been up and running.
https://www.stardock.com/products/deskscapes/help/welcome.htm
https://www.stardock.com/products/deskscapes/downloads.asp
Well, after what you two wrote, I downloaded the 1.02 version for Vista Ultimate, but it broke my patched theme DLLs. VistaGlazz has been unable to fix the problem by repatching due to it thinking that my system needs a reboot. At this point, I figure that Deskscapes has forfeit. I can think of no reason for it to play with those DLLs other than to force users who patch their theme DLLs to use Window Blinds.