I want to know why you have your monitors so spread out...
That's easy, just take a closer look at what's on each monitor. Monitor 1: games. Monitor 2: Internet. Monitor 3: porn. Monitor 4: porn.
That's not a dog, if you zoom in, you'll see it's really an old mop. And the security system for his file-folders, now that's unbreakable. And sombody please tell him that you can't fix computer bugs by using Raid. . .