GOL? hehe what's that superman?

I infrequently see actual ads, but it pissses me severely that page loads are slowed by google analytics and the like.  My business on the net has nothing to do with effing Google, but near on every site I visit... there it is, effing google analytics, snooping on my surfing habits.

So why is it illegal for Google to come snoop on my personal bathroom habits... yet it's legally acceptable to watch my (near) every move on the internet!  Like Google is going to make money out of my WC visits how?

Apart from hackers and proliferators of malware, etc, I can't think of an internet parasite worse than Google...

... other than internet bankers.

*rant off*

Geez, why did I let the missus go to Tassie without me... I'm going nuts here on my own!

Gol simply means spherical. Its figurative meaning is derived from a bird's child and round belly of an obese man.

When a birds child comes out from an egg it is  round or spherical. That spherical is called 'gol' in hindi.

The birds child is lol, innocent, & stupid.

These two are compared.

Now when a person is fat, he has a big round belly which often becomes his identity,  you can confirm this seeing uncle starkers.

So that fat person too is called spherical or gol.