I was being serious, starkers.
So was I. However, the point I was making is that funtionality will take precedence over site skinning and theming. OK, so the wallpaper and curtains was a bit flippant, but that's just me.
As long as it's optional, I'd hate to be stuck on a page and 'forced' to wait for movies/players etc to load.
If I wanted music, I'd load Nero. ... besides, the idea was to 'speed up', not slow it down even more
As I understand it, HTML5 embeds such things into the page itself, thus doing away with the need for media players and the like to slow things down. Furthermore, this is Web2 we're talking about here, which is crisper, cleaner and much faster at presenting content, so page renders shouldn't be such and issue.
I too will load my media player to listen to music when I want, but the idea of having embedded music, video and announcements is to give users a richer, more rewarding WC experience. For example, spoken announcements on upcoming new features to programs and WC would have a more personal feel that's more explanatory... and tutorials would give a more hands-on approach than just the written word. Music would be just an added extra that may give users something they've not heard before... or something happening in the background if they forget to load Nero, WMP or whatever. And if it's user activated rather than on by default, everybody can be happy.