Alas, your time among humans has left your logic seriously flawed. As it must have been a slingshot around the sun that landed you in our time, I must assume your ship was destroyed, leaving you stranded here.
The transporter Technical Manual claims that the devices transport objects in real time, accurate to the quantum level. The Heisenberg compensators, while removing uncertainty from the subatomic measurements, making transporter travel feasible, would not allow for such a freak accident...and if removed would most certainly leave your subatomic particles scattered across several quadrants. Add to this the fact that in August 2008, physicist Michio Kaku predicted in Discovery Channel Magazine that a teleportation device similar to what you are accustomed to will not be invented for at least 100 years, I would say that even with your Vulcan physiology, even you will not survive another 100 years. So purchasing you these 'future' subscriptions would be pointless.
However, purchasing them for ME would not be pointless as the little man that lives in my thumb informs me that I am immortal and will live forever and ever and ever. And he's never wrong, cause he also told me that Stevie Nicks is secretly infatuated with me and everyone knows that that is true because you can see her confessing it in a subliminal message after every episode of Top Chef.
