Sweet!!!!, because I never know what to hire these days, I was looking at videoezy's site a few months back for a good horror, and there was this movie called RECTUMA.. yeah <-- and the description said it was about a Mexican butt-h*mping frog that attacks some guy on a beach [man this sounds insane, but look this flick up, it really exists, unfortunately
] , and then his butt detaches itself when he's asleep, and goes on a murderous rampage
I hired it.. c'mon, anyone would've after THAT description
his butt was nothing but a shadow on the wall, and when it killed someone, all you saw was someone on the floor partially covered with that green slime you buy in toy stores
AND.. I swear this one particular person was trying not to laugh, way to play dead moron
Actually, I don't think they were really actors, probably walk-ins off the street..
I sat through as much of this flick as I could stomach, with that blank Homer Simpson look on my face--> needless to say, it looked like a 2 year old filmed it with a camera phone, a TOY one, and the backgrounds in the actual movie were back-drops, that looked like elephants painted them... no.. actually elephants paint quite well, scratch that remark.. hence.. I am still seeking good flicks
Edit.. Oh man.. here-->
They made it sound like it would be hilarious... they lied
I should have spent my 3 bucks on fruit tingles...or...something.
I actually skipped to the credits [they were the most entertaining bits of the flick] to see if NOKIA had anything to do with it's production
