The game goes like this... and it's so simple. I will tell a story about my life and you have to go one better and start your story with: "That's nothing". Orright?
Ok, so I was riding along on my push bike and a black cat ran out in front of me, the brakes wouldnt work to I swerved to miss the cat and ended up careering off the road and into some bramble bushes, where I got cut to shreds (would have been better off taking my chances with that mean looking cat) and required medical attention for the deep gashes in my butt that wouldn't let me sit down for a week. Worse still, during the melee with the bramble bush I think I may have swallowed a couple of thorns and I'm dreading having to take a dump.
