Publish it in the paper, post it all over the net, Facebook, YouTube, all that good stuff. Especially Youtube. Everyone will get a kick out of that dontcha think?

If he plays by the rules he will, right? Who am I kidding? A politician playing by the rules? That's like kissing a hand grenade after the pins been pulled. Kinda blows your mind, doesn't it?

A bottle in front of me or a frontal lobotomy?

That is the question on many a politicians minds these days if'n they had minds to lobotomize?

Is that a question-like statement or a statement-like question?

Because there ain't no other way 'round the mess created when the system got all screwed up with this two-party and none for anyone else type shit. And why are there only two parties. Why not three or four or more. Why relegate ourselves to what the status quo wants? Why not say to hell with the Democrats and the Republicans and vote for the Independents?  Because they haven't got a snowballs chance in hell doesn't mean they can't do the job.

Pardon my rant.

Up an intern's skirt with butt plug in hand just in case the unforeseen, I hope its unforeseen, happens and then the politician has to quickly switch hands putting the gunked up one in the till and shoving his ill-gotten gains up the interns backside?

Would I? Yeah ... will 2 ton weights added on do too?

Would that be considered cruel and inhumane treatment of innocent animals?

Absolutely! What did those poor vipers do to deserve that??

Do you think we hijacked this post too?

No, but its a thought and seeing what might be in there do you think we can sell it and get rich quick?

If she's a hottie I'd do the former. If she's an ugly with droopy boobs that bang against her knees when she walks then the garbage collectors can have her.

It's the slushing sound of them slapping together and do you really think droopy boobs are so hot because if you do ... do you want to buy a bridge?

The Brooklyn Bridge has been sold more times than I can remember and not always by the current owner. Its been a go around joke for years. Its like ... believe that and I know Bridge for sale. If you had to buy a bridge what would it go over?

The guys selling the bridge live under it in The Bowery section of Brooklyn. Take the first tram to the seashore and whistle very loud for the next passing nuclear sub, doesn't matter who's it is as they all try to skirt US shores anyway, tell the captain to drop you off in the East River on the downside of Battery Park, turn left at Refuse Pile #3 and ask for Bubba. Did you get all that?

BTW ... can you bring three dollars US and one bottle of cheap wine?