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ZubaZ
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Reply #51 October 20, 2008 5:57:58 PM
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Thanks Bro   Glad I can offer a bit of humor.  Weeeeee*THUD*Moooo.....

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Reply #52 October 20, 2008 7:41:34 PM
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Quoting Snowman,
reply 25

Windows 7 *WC Edition* by the time it loads.. you will have forgotten why you opened it..


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That one truely made me laugh out so loud and for so long that, my kids thought their old man finally had lost it...

Thanks, HG




 

whaddya mean , finally?

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Reply #53 October 20, 2008 7:51:26 PM
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Windows 7 , lolcats edition. Itz in ur 'puter , steelin ur ramz

Windows 7 , Soviet Russia Edition. It installs YOU!

Windows 7 , AYB edition. All your ram are belong to it . You have no chance to reboot make your time. You are on the way to BSOD.

Windows 7 , Rickroll edition.  It's never gonna give you up , never gonna let you down , Never gonna run around and desert you.

Windows 7 , Failboat edition. Causes any ships where Windows is installed on shipboard PCs to tilt over 45 degrees , or sink.

Windows 7 , Admiral Ackbar edition. It's a TRAP!

Windows 7 , Cantina edition . HAN INSTALLED FIRST!

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Reply #54 October 21, 2008 8:39:41 AM
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Windows 7 Dubbya Edition... has an oval shaped GUI and a virtual WMD finder based on code from Stardock's political filter.

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Reply #55 October 21, 2008 8:57:46 AM
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Quoting TheD2JBug,
reply 3
Windows 7 , lolcats edition. Itz in ur 'puter , steelin ur ramz

Windows 7 , Soviet Russia Edition. It installs YOU!

Windows 7 , AYB edition. All your ram are belong to it . You have no chance to reboot make your time. You are on the way to BSOD.

Windows 7 , Rickroll edition.  It's never gonna give you up , never gonna let you down , Never gonna run around and desert you.

Windows 7 , Failboat edition. Causes any ships where Windows is installed on shipboard PCs to tilt over 45 degrees , or sink.

Windows 7 , Admiral Ackbar edition. It's a TRAP!

Windows 7 , Cantina edition . HAN INSTALLED FIRST!
So damn funny!

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Reply #56 October 21, 2008 10:35:04 AM
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Windows 7 Vader edition. When you power up it tries to take over the galaxy.

Windows 7 Yoda edition. Similliar to ZubaZ edition, but spells a bit better

 

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Reply #57 October 21, 2008 4:00:46 PM
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Quoting starkers,
reply 21
Wouldn't the Starkers edition start off as legitamate and then end up pirated?

Nah, the Starkers Edition would start off Pirated.... and SP1 would make it quite illegitimate.

Windows 7 Mother-in-Law Edition... no matter what you do, the UAC is constatly nagging.

Windows 7 Jobs Edition.... imitates OS-X Feral Cat and patents everything you put on your PC.

Windows 7 Zubaz Edition... comes with free Po` Smedley Photoshop creations of its namesake.

Windows 7 Titanic Edition... MS' largest, most bloated OS ever, comes with own iceberg.

Windows 7 Stephen King Edition... gives users nightmares cos they can never figure out the mystery of Windows 'til the very end.

Windows 7 Britney Spears Edition... auto-books you into rehab when 'Oops' you've done it again.

Windows 7 X-Files Edition... designed using covered up alien technology and still very much a MS/gov't conspiracy.

RMAO!!!!! 

 

Quoting HG_Eliminator,
reply 23
Windows7 *Election Edition* the box shows all kinds of hope and promises for a better tomorrow, Plus promises 2 turkeys in every household. But on install you realize it's the same old thing just with new packaging, and the two turkeys coming to your house are McCain and Obama.

Windows7 *Senate Edition* Every so often it votes its self a raise in resource's.

Windows7 *Bailout Edition* On Install takes your $$ and sends its self on vacation.

Windows7 *Mugger Edition* Same as 3 previous versions, just with no fancy box or title.

 

Mugger Edition well, that's half of it.

@HG_E     

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Reply #58 October 21, 2008 4:51:39 PM
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Windows 7 Vader edition. It finds your lack of faith in it's features disturbing

Fixed

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Reply #59 October 21, 2008 5:15:28 PM
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Quoting TheD2JBug,
reply 8
Windows 7 Vader edition. It finds your lack of faith in its features disturbing


Fixed

Fixed

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Reply #60 October 21, 2008 5:16:06 PM
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Quoting 2of3,
reply 6
Windows 7 Vader edition. When you power up it tries to take over the galaxy.

Windows 7 Yoda edition. Similliar to ZubaZ edition, but spells a bit better

 

 

@2of3: This is the parallel Bizarro world where Start Buttons are oval (hmmmmm....) and Luke goes to TX to learn from "Yoda".

The Death Star crashes because it's OS "leaks" because of splleng mistakes (and 7of9).

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Reply #61 October 21, 2008 5:28:10 PM
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I want 'em all!I'm gonna need a bigger computer with more partitions than the back room in a *ahem* "massage parlor"

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Reply #62 October 21, 2008 5:36:48 PM
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Quoting 2of3,
reply 7
Windows 7 Palin Edition - Can see Linux from its window.

Best so far!!!!!


 

 

This is a pure gem!

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Reply #63 October 21, 2008 5:40:12 PM
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Quoting Wizard1956,
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I want 'em all!I'm gonna need a bigger computer with more partitions than the back room in a *ahem* "massage parlor"

Well, I guess  S I Z E  does matter.... sooo....you're the Wiz, wave your wand    [any wizops around?].

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Reply #64 October 21, 2008 7:27:35 PM
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Thanks Zubaz for starting off this fire storm of creativity from members, there are some gems here!

Just what I needed after a day at the office!

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Reply #65 October 21, 2008 7:28:02 PM
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microsoft reserves the right to use the Julian, sublunary or Toltec calender at its sole discretion

lmao, surpised this is not a real statement from them... lmao

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Reply #66 October 21, 2008 7:37:22 PM
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Quoting Quicksilver007,
reply 14
Thanks Zubaz for starting off this fire storm of creativity from members, there are some gems here!

Just what I needed after a day at the office!

 

@QuickSilver:  Just feed him Karma, burp him and put hmi to bed.

 

Quoting The__Goo,
reply 15
microsoft reserves the right to use the Julian, sublunary or Toltec calender at its sole discretion

lmao, surpised this is not a real statement from them... lmao

@The_Goo:   Who says it isn't?  

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Reply #67 October 21, 2008 8:03:10 PM
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Windows 7 , Duke Nukem edition , 'I'm here to kick ass and chew up RAM , and I'm all outta-*reboot*'

Windows 7 , Duke Nukem Forever edition 'it'll be out when it's ready ( hopefully ) with no bugs'

Windows 7 , Emperor Palpatine edition . *something* *something* *something* RAM *something* *something* complete

 

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Reply #68 October 21, 2008 8:05:11 PM
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ZubaZ wonders at all teh different price points. 

Who knew this post would be so much fun.  thank you all. 

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Reply #69 October 21, 2008 8:23:36 PM
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Windows 7 , Death Star Edition - 'Nobody could possibly exploit the one tiny flaw in the Operating System'

Windows 7 Death Star Edition v2.0 - 'Now witness the firepower of my fully armed and operational Operating System'

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Reply #70 October 21, 2008 8:35:06 PM
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Windows 7 , Heaven edition , were you'll end up when it all goes bang. im of all ready to sky's the limit.

Windows 7 , 128 bit pro , tripple quad core ''gamming edition , out beat your peformer, only 1 limited box. momma.

Windows 7, payback time,  mircosoft selling us doggy windows , know were even better than xp pro. o ghoss.

i had a rip myself ,lol guys and gals.

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Reply #71 October 21, 2008 8:55:57 PM
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Windows7 *Prequel Edition* It reverts you back to Lotus.

Windows7 *Lottery Edition* much like our past OS's, the user constantly throws $$ at it hoping eventually it will pay off.

Windows7 *Politician Edition* No matter which button you press it never does what is wanted, but tells you it has.

Windows7 *American Idol Edition* (We wanted to jump on the band wagon too). * comes complete with Ear plugs and fork for poking out eyes, Just in case you actually try to watch it.

 

 

 

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Reply #72 October 21, 2008 9:02:54 PM
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windows7 *Bill Clinton Edition* every time you restart it denys crashing in the first place

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Reply #73 October 21, 2008 10:24:52 PM
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LOL!!! "Windows 7 Pirated Edition"?! That made me laugh!!! "Sold on every street corner for a couple of bucks..." L-O-L!!!!!!

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Reply #74 October 21, 2008 10:33:01 PM
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Quoting Nimbin,
reply 22
windows7 *Bill Clinton Edition* every time you restart it denys crashing in the first place

W7 Bill Clinton Edition Logon Screen: "I didn't have Edition with her." It depends on the definition of "Edition".

W7 Bill Clinton Edition: Boot it up and it'll leave a stain on your blue dress.

W7 Bill Clinton Edition: Code name "Monica" (just like Hillary named the dog!)

 

 

 

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Reply #75 October 21, 2008 11:39:38 PM
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W7 Brainiac Edition...all graphics have 2500 layers.

W7 DX Edition..........crashes 3 times daily.

W7 Impulse Edition.......boots up in less than 30 minutes!!

W7 McCain Edition........only displays wallpapers made from pics of Palin.

W7 Obama Edition.......new default theme....watermelon luna.

and the best for last:

W7 Hyperdesk Edition.......nothing skinned but the user.  

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