every morning, i open impulse looking for updates to certain stardock apps. today was another one of those days that there weren't any updates. darn it!
Yup, It's a crying shame orright... with such a shiny new piece of technology such as Impulse, you'd think they'd at least put something up on a daily basis to show it off... even if it were just pictures of Stardock staffers wearing their tinfoil hats.
Come to think of it, which I do, where are the tinfoil hats we were promised... the ones that are supposed to protect us from government conspiracies, the Joe User Political Filter and alien probes? Surely they've had more than enough by now time to have perfected them and have them available for download. And yeah, being those aliens are sneaky buggers if they can't read your mind through your tinfoil hat, a welcome addition to the technology would be tinfoil drawers for that 'other' probe.
Personally, I'd like to see an update to fences... higher fences to keep out the kangaroos... not to mention Google ads and data miners, spyware and those Homeland Security bots. I'm working on a curried cabbage methane project as an alternative fuel source and don't want them getting the idea I'm bomb building or anything.
