Yeah, this "I'm a PC" campaign is taking off big time. I just got an email from Microsoft inviting me to send in a photo of myself with a "I'm a PC" caption on it.
Hmmm, I thought, that's very likely. Put on a bit of weight: so first off I'd need one of those wide angle panoramic lenses to get me all in... and secondly: one of those 'large' file servers to upload it cos it'd never fit in an email.
Besides, I dunno that I want my mug plastered over the MS site... being that Google will data mine it for personal identification purposes after I gave 'em a right royal serving over their new browser.

Nah, me thinks I'll pass that one up and go
incognito for a while 'til it all blows over.
