I am Zu of 9 (7 was busy elsewhere, eat your

out).
Starkers is deluded. He always has been. Pretends he's from "Down Under". The only "down under" he's seen is related to the comforter on his bed. Next he thought he was Johnny Depp. Then he thought he was a Pirate. The delusions proliferate: Now he's Zubaz of Prexx! Next it'll be Prexxident of The United States!
Worse: He has taken the name of Zubaz in vain! Next he will take Zubaz's avatar and we won't know if it is Starkers posting or Zubaz posting. Confusion and panic will reign along with moans, cries and the gnashing of teeth, the cries of children and the screaming of women.
Is Starkers Zubaz? Is Zubaz Starkers? (No, he has zebra striped pants). Who's on first? More important: Who's on 7 of 9?
Could this be the insidious, slowly unfolding, dyslexic Ultimate Zubaz Plot to take over WC?
Starkers must therefore be derezzed and reprogrammed. We will remove his implant as punishment. He will then be forced to im with Zubaz until begs to have his implant back.