HA! WHERE TO BEGIN! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAs IT BEEN A WHOLE YEAR?!?!?!?

AND if that wasn't humiliating enough..hold on to your horses boy-o!
This may totally embarrass you..but I have to share it.
On my personal cell phone..I have two phone calls...messages..that keep reaching their expiration date and I have to re-save them. One is from my sister and is over 2 years old. (Don't ask) The other is this.
May 15 2008 Thursday 1:17pm
"Hey Po'. This is Aaron. Um..Just called to see if you're okay. Um...Just kind of worried and you're a friend. So, if you get this and ..uh..you want to let me know you're okay, great. You can reach me at this number or ***-***-****. Umm..and if you don't call me back..uh..I'll assume the worst and we'll go from there. Anyway, I hope you're doing okay. Bye." Since I relocated down south 5 years ago, I have made zero friends. I tried. I got burned pretty bad at a church I joined (my whole family did) and I just said screw it. As sad as it sounds, the folks I call 'friends' are either far away from me or online (or both). After 5 years down here of no one outside my family ever giving a f**k about what was happening to me, you're phone call..well..thanks. Sorry I never called back. Unfortunately, I have gotten so jaded over the years, I make a lousy friend and have very poor follow through when someone does reach out any more. There are skinners who live near me that I avoid when they email and ask to meet or talk or whatever. Blah, blah...Po' is babbling.
A very Happy Birthday to you. My friend.
As for the pic..MY Grandmother use to tell us..'You only tease the ones you love.'