Why not Switzerland? I probably wouldn't be able to keep my hands off Aufisch
Besides, can't sing, so we don't want ya coming back yodeling... well trying to, anyway!
Australia? Why TF would any sane person want to go there?
Cos we got lots o' great scenery and natural wonders to see. And (despite Jafo being responsible for some of it
) we have some great architecture to see as well...
More to the point, you can get to see a REAL game of cricket with REAL cricketers playing in REAL sunshine on REAL cricket pitches wot ain't waterlogged from the incessant Pommy rain. Hehehehe.
As for the toilets... silly, they're called dunnies and thunderboxes out here... so really, there's no need to travel 3000 miles to find a 'convenience'.
And speaking of toilets, one of our major porcelain manufacturers has come up with one that has lil Johnny's face enameled into the bowl... so folks can literally feel like they're giving him some of his own back.
