I can see this being a big hit in the Prison System.
And you would know, how????
Sort of reminds me of a Bill Cosby skit where two boys were making a ruckus in their bedroom and broke the bed through jumping up and down on it.
Father: "All right, so how did the bed get broken?"
Boys: "Dad, a big man came through the window and, and, and tipped us out of bed... then he, he, he started jumping up and down on it 'til it broke."
Father: "So you're telling me that a big man came through the window, tupped you both out of bed so he could jump up and down on it?"
Boy: "Yes dad, and that's not all... he, he, he broke the bedside lamp as well!!"
Father: "How could a man have come through the window and broke the bed and the bedside lamp.... we don't have a window in this room!!"
Actually, this sounds like a great idea... I could have all the trappings of a pirate ship and the open sea.
And Bichur, to feel like he'd never left home and wasn't at the office, could have a stump with a few troll thumpers dancing around outside.
