Well done. It just could not happen to a nicer person. Really. This event could not have happened without you. It is the most fantastic scene possible. Without you existance life itself would be nothing but more than skinnless, meatless, droppings of space vaccummn. The glory and glee at your arrival must have shaken the very foundations of the earth itself, tipping the earths axis .34 degress south. Had enough? Happy Whatever it is that everyone else it happy about. Oh, yeah it's your Birthday! Have a Happy Birthday and don't think it couldn't have happened without you.
