For a limited time only! Flame Retardant Suit

FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!!!

Tired of getting burned? Topic slipping out of your hands? Don't know how many more hits you can take?

Introducing The Flame-Retardant Suit! The only suit you'll ever need to wear when travelling the rough and unpreditable uncharted cyberspace terrain known as the Internet Forum!

Components of the Flame Retardant Suit

Flame resistant Helmet of hard headness - resist hard knocks to your logic centre. They are coming down on you, so you'd better watch your head. Feel the urge to bang your head against the wall, now with the new Helmet of hard headness you can do so without hurting yourself! (Comes with optional face shield.)

Anti-backdown Vest - think they can mow you down by shooting at you collectively? Never fear, wear this anti-backdown vest and you can stand up to the worst blasting anybody can give you. Hell no, you won't go! In addition, the suit also prevents you from getting backstabbed or sideswiped. You never know which direction they might come at you! (free size.)

Flame resistant Steel Boots: kick those pesky trolls out of your thread without hurting your foot. These boots also allow you to walk over any sharp remarks and flames. Covers any topic terrains.

Anti-threadburn Gloves - climbing to the peak of the community. Handle threads like a pro and get yourself to the top. Those threads can give you nasty threadburns if you should slide down due to a misplaced step. Now there's no need to fear, with extra tough extra good-grip Anti-threadburn Gloves, not only can you hold on but you will also be able to get back to climbing the ranks without pain.

Special offer!!! If you order now!!!

Dictionary - Now you can be linguistically superior! Destroy your opponent's argument by tearing it to its grammatic components. Rip bad spelling right down to its heart. Result: Credibility of your opponent destroyed! If he can't spell, he can't hurt you!

(Each part sold separately, user must be intelligent.)

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