A penis is a penis

Penis ego in china

Martial arts, an ancient macho art is so yesterday..there is a new fad in town, the penis arts. People fight with their penises and their wallets. One can win by default just by having a huge penis or an equally huge wallet to disguise the punitudeness of the other. Foreign black guys are the crème de la crème of choice when it comes to experiencing a one night stand A penis is a penis Aggressive, egotistic, jealous and always out to show off- that’s what a penis is and that’s what it also is in China. and this has nothing to do with their looks or net worth in RMB…(thus it is called a one night-stand as opposed to a one night ..sleep). Next come the BMW guys, because off course they have the money to pay for it and wives back home to be miserable about. Apparently there is a sharp, high incidence in the percentage of men who work very hard and are well set in well paying jobs and the fact that 99 % (at least) of the above mentioned are either (a) middle aged, (

going through some sort of age, personal appearance, or marital sadness related crisis (c) fat and ugly (d) all of the above. At one time or another, these men show. Chinese men on the other hand, hold their own and contend strongly. They have the D&G pants, the BMW and the RMB sans the huge cock, but to their women, that’s just an anatomical gliche easily overlooked and compensated for. Which explains the steadily booming business of convinient stores well stocked with ping pong balls, batteries and dildos of all shapes and sizes. My friend Michael maintains, “ I may be small but I have been known to go for up to two hours, there are mornings my wife wakes up and she can’t walk!” This begs the whole question of whether its the girth or length of endurance that really matters. Its always entertaining to watch the cold war unfolding in a crowded up heating up to an (mostly physical) explosion with the magnitude and strength of an atom bomb. One looses a tooth, chairs and tables and bottles take most of the fall and someone will need to bribe the police. With the blood, the chaos and unsolicited entertainment local bars now have a nightly quota of broken glasses, bottles and furniture to fulfill. But one does have to sympathise with the girls who have an awfully tough decision to make, dick..or money?

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kingbee

Join Date 04/2004

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is this the cultural phenomenon that inspired the acclaimed film "thrusting penis, hidden wallet"?

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It just might be...although the Chinese version is "thrusting wallet hidden penis"..approprietly so!

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kingbee

Join Date 04/2004

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you might consider recrafting this as the basis for a totally different type of feature film (i see edward norton and brad pitt playing co-leads) about a couple of guys who find themselves involved in the illegal underworld of gambling on poultry palookas and are ultimately forced to dick it out themselves in the..umm...ring. you could call it 'the cockfightclub'

(ill happily accept one of those really big bmw suvs in lieu of a consulting free)

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