Mornin Y'all,
MBS here.
TODAY,a SPAMMER informed me that HE was going to report me to HOMELAND SECURITY.
I can only guess as to WHY...Maybe it because I agreed to receive SPAM from his company
IF he PAID me IN Advance for using MY Computer,MY HardDrive,and for MY Time that it takes
to DELETE his tired old PORN,VIAGRA,Propecia,Tylenol#3,Tylenol w/Codene,NAKED Girls,
Girls,Girls,Penis BROKEN,Girls Ejaculating,Bulk Spam emails that are in my email in Box
EVERYDAY,most days Several times a day...
So,I just wanted to let my fan base "Out There" to know that IF I disappear for a bit,
THAT most likely is the answer...A SPAMMER reported lil old me,and my rants to
The Department Of Homeland Security.
And that department felt that my desire to be left alone on the web.
To be secure in MY residence,using My puter,that uses Electricity
that I paid for,to access a local ISP that I pay for,to access the www,
and maintain an email account that I again pay for,to receive junk email
known as SPAM,from PERVERTS in TrenchCoats,hovering outside of E. Toy Stores,
E. Candy Stores,and E.Elementary Schools&E.Nursery/Daycare centers waiting to
captureand pollute the minds, and molest the innocent who are NOT supposed to
know about some of the Sex Acts offered in SPAM,
until they are married and have Grand Kids.
Not that I got bored ranting,or the blog website started charging those of us who blog every
day or so. OR that I finally Kicked off and the party is still in full swing,and will be for a few more weeks.
ANYWAY,I just wanted all the SPAMMERS out there to know that we are after you.
The CanSpam act was just the start. I Personally have started forwarding
A L L of the really Choice SPAM messages to my elected officials in Email Messages
w / attachments........Just so the Staff members have something to do with their spare time.
After all the people who work for our elected officials are drawing paychecks that come from
the many many taxes that the Congress and Senate have dreamed up,so they should be kept
BUSY 24 / 7 /52/ 365.
Anyone who works for the Government,and gets Government Pay and Benefits,should be kept busy.
NO days off,No Religious Holidays now renamed something generic like, Christmas=Winter Holiday,
Easter=Spring Holiday,or whatever is used in the majority of places across the country is to be used
in ALL areas across the country to avoid confusion.
Make sure Y'all worry about me and my war with the SPAMMER.......................Heh Heh Heh
LSTYD
Nuff Said,
Morgle B. Snurd
(the "B" stands for Bartholomew)
