Welcome back, all you wonderful people, to the one show that tells it like it is or at least as it ought to be. Vacations are wonderful, es verdad? That Spanish speaking state of mid Pennsylvania still has me dreamin' of those wild Amish nights...but it's good to be back with you, the good and the true. I'd like to say welcome aboard to all you folk there at JU, where I understand radio transcripts are published and.. well received. My name is Vic Torre, your host here at WBSH, broadcasting live from wonderful Kennebunk, Me., tryin' my best to bring you Kerry people out of sin (with the help of the Lord). Yessir, it's hard work, but worth every minute of tryin'. The best part of it is gettin' paid for my efforts and the bonus is knowing some of you will wake-up and vote for our brave and awesome president, George W. Bush. C'mon now and admit it. You cannot deny that he is one brave man. You may not agree with his way of governing, but that's not the issue. The issue is he is awesomely brave. And while we're at it, what makes you think you know more than the president and all of his wise men? Do you attend the briefings and the meetings that President Bush does every day? Are you more informed than him and his cabinet? You, and me are not in that league, my friend. Nowheres near it. Neither is Michael Moore, Jon Bon Jovi, Whoopi Goldberg, or any other of those who like to try and make his tough job tougher. Hangin' out in Amish land as I have been for the last week taught me this one thing...and that is this..'respect the man with the reins in his hands'.
It's good to be back. We have a great show lined up for you all tonight. We have Dan Theman, the fellow who sold those home videos...what..8mm's? right..8mm home movies as they're called, that he sold on ebay last week. In case any of you missed that story that many of the main networks chose to ignore..Dan found thes home films of John Kerry filming himself, sort of like a rehearsal of his testimony before the U.S. Senate back in the Seventies as an anti-war veteran. I was cracking up watching the things. They are hillarious. The segment were he trying to get the right emphasis on the word 'MONSTER, is a scream. The fellow that actually shot the footage is too much alone. He was putting up the rabbit ears in the mirror tryin' to make him(Kerry) goof-up. Then the close -ups of the medals outside of the Army and Navy Store bags on the hotel bed was scary. I thought the two of them might kill each other when they got hot about who was sleeping with Fonda first. I guess it was just a joke but Kerry is able to pull off those facial things he does so well you'd swear he was serious. At any rate Dan's goin' to tell us all about that experience and the story about how he got hold of those tapes,err, films. That's all comin' up so don't go nowhere, y'hear? We'll be right back after these announcements.
ANNOUNCER: The Fourth o' July has come and gone you're still thinking you'll vote for Kerry. What the f--- is the matter with you? You and that as-----, Patrick Leahy, man,...Look, I'm sorry I'm acting a little peed-off but really, when are you going to wake-up? George and I need all the votes we can get, legaly, and we don't need joker's like you giving us a hard time. If you seriously can't vote Republican, for what ever screwed-up reason you may give yourself, then at least don't vote. You know the last thing this country needs is those two jokers, Kerry and whatever his name is that is his runningmate. IF YOU CAN'T VOTE REPUBLICAN...THEN DON'T VOTE AT ALL.
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