Well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our show. This is our first night out and we are glad to be here and hope you can join us for a visit. My name is Vic Torre and I'll be your host for the next hour here at WBSH, broadcasting live from beautiful Kennebunkport in Maine. Tonight we'll begin things with a visit from ultra-consevative party spokesperson, Liv Bettornou, a lovely girl and former whore and...this is a surprize to me...a virgin. How this can be I'm sure will be interesting to say the least. Also, Al Gore is scheduled to call in and we are all ready for that, right, Hal? Hal is my call screener and also a former whore...just kiddin', folks.
Well, let's get things rolling here by explaining what the show is all about. Many of you know me from my other job as your M.C at the Calcutta Improv. Like you, I hope for the re-election of our president Bush, and when Norman Mailer asked me if I would be interested in hosting here at WBSH I said 'Yeah!' Anything would be better than the Improv on Dem Street, Calcutta, India every Friday and Saturday night (byob). Norman as you know converted to Conservatism recenly and despite many threats of 'blacklisting' (a dem phraze, for the record) he has been a real fighter in the effort here to 'RE-ELECT THE 'W'.
Well, enough about me. Let's bring out my first guest, Alberta Gorre. Alberta is head of the ankle surgery dept over at Vanderbilt University in Nashville. Welcome to the show, Alberta.
Alberta: Hi, Vic. Good to be here.
Alberta has an interesting story to tell and I want to thank you for your courage in comin' on the show with it.
Alberta: Yes, Vic. Well it is a story that i feel the American People ought to know about and so when Hal called and asked me to share with you all I hesitated not.
Yes, and ladies and gentle men, keep in mind that Albera is voluteering this story and in no way is WBSH paying her. Alberta wants the truth out and that's the the bottom line. Go on , Alberta.
Alberta: Certainly. Well, If you could see my name spelled out you's see that it looks somewhat like 'Al Gore', former Vice president, the one that lost to George Bush in the last presidential election. Well, from time to time I get phone calls from people mistaking me for him.
If you folks out in radio land could see how lovely a thing Miss Gorre is you'd no no one could mistake her in person.
Thank you, Vic. Well, back to the story. It was during the night of the election, the last one, the one that President Bush won, that I got one of those mentioned phone calls. The man on the other line didn't give me a chance to get a word in but thiking I was Al Gore (I mean that's who I think he thought I was) says to me, "Florida is alot closer than we thought. Operation Trashcan is now in place." Well, I laughed at that point and that's when he figured out that he had the wrong Al Gore. His voice became real nervous and he joked about my name and I said alot of people do the same and not to worry. He apologized and hung up.
I'm going to have to stop here for a minute or two and try to sell some stuff for our sponsors. Alberta, you hold that next part 'till we get back. Be right back, folks, after these messages.
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