Ha! Blazing Saddles - one of my all time favourites. Lets' dig up a few...
"Is it twue what they say about you fellas?"
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"Oh, its twue, its twue..."
"My real name's Jim, but most people call me...Jim"
"Candygram for Mr Mongo, candygram for Mr Mongo"
"Anyone would think it's a hundred and twenty. Can't be more than a hundred and fourteen"
"What's happening man?"
"Dunno, but what ever it is, I hate it"