I found this on Ebaum's World. I would have put it 'in' the post but, well...if you've ever seen 'Full Metal Jacket' you know the language can be a bit colorful. So here is the link. Rudolph will never be the same.
VIDEO If I were a really twisted individual, I would splice this clip into Rudolph The Rednosed Reindeer, just see what kind of reaction I would get from the step-son when he saw it in the middle of the movie. But I'm not that twisted and I am that afraid of what the wife would do to me.