I got Vista for free thanks to a Linux user who bought it but didn't like it...
Strange, that... one Linux user who don't like Vista... er, selling Vista to another Linux user who don't like Vista.
I mean, WOW, what a backflip... Kona has Vista!

After all you said about Vista over past weeks, to be honest, I'm quite surprised... no, totally dumbfounded that anyone could even GIVE it to you.
And it's said that stranger things happen at sea.
No women
What, no women??? No Women!!! Orright, then, how much for the cheeldren???